Scott Munson made a picture of a baby chewing a toy or something, look out Taco kitty’s.
Send your entries here! Or don’t.
One of our very special friends, photographer Ben Pogue, has some shit going on in his guts so the Dr. made him eat a vitamin sized video camera with a little light and then they hooked up all these wires to receive the footage from in his guts! He had to shave his guts and wear all this stuff for a day. Hope his guts is alright, he needs that guts. Get this, the camera is crapped out and flushed away! How much does that suck? We were all hoping he’d have to dig through his own merde with a teaspoon to find the camera and get his deposit back.
WTF? from professional internet trawler and attitude haver- Inna Shats.
Read the rest of this entryJamison Howard blew all our minds today with ‘Emo Lincoln’! He also has a really interesting blog going on.
Click the pic.
A SEX OFFER!!! FINALLY!!
Hi Wooooo,
Do you guys distribute to Los Angeles? Is there any place I can pick up copies of your ridiculously awesome super fantastic magazine out here? My friend brought back a copy from NY, and then you guys were in VICE, so now that you have reasonable street cred, I want a copy! And of course, I dont want to pay for it. I mean, I’m poor. $10 is like, 2 hits of heroin out here. Seriously, though. Where!?
Thanks,
Prianna
P.S. I would be willing to pay with sex. Or maybe even with cash. But only if you guys didnt distribute at all within 100 miles of Los Angeles. And I understand if you dont. LA sucks.
This is so totally fucking rad. See if your not ‘feeling funky’ by the end of it!
It seems nothing can beat the Taco Cats! They’ve got Cats, they’ve got food, they got it all!
We’re gonna have to close it up soon so…
If you want a chance to win absolutely nothing but the knowledge that you won a competition put on by a small group of idiots, send your entry here!
Here’s some interesting ones we got today-
Melissa Lin has come back again with Arsenio!
An Irish fella by the name of Karl Phenix sent in an octopus lady!
And Ellery Roberts served up a potential cease and disist!
Try getting this song out of your head…
If your thinking about entering the T-shirt comp we’ve been running do it soon.
Stephens & Bower’s ‘Cats with Tacos’ looks like the winner right now,
unless you can do better… doubt it though, this design is pretty amazing.
We’re gonna announce a winner soon so send your entries HERE!
Remember this? Pop-Lock’n good!
On hearing the postman’s whistle today, we rushed down stairs to find that the good people over at Titty City had sent us the latest, greatest issue of their sublime, breast-related publication- Titty City! If you’re someone who likes titties (and who doesn’t?!) click the pic and visit their site. While there you might be interested in purchasing their latest issue, the issue we got for FREE! Ha! Ha!
Now in other news- Dogs. The amazing thing about dogs is, unlike cats, they will actually grieve when their owner dies. There’s thousands of recorded incidents of faithful dogs remaining at their masters grave to mourn, day after day, until they too pass on. We love cats, don’t get us wrong, but a cat will wait about fifteen minutes and then eat your newly dead face. Dogs, on the other hand, will suffer your passing tremendously… most dogs anyway…
In other news unrelated to corpses being raped by golden retrievers-
We caught the brothers Pace, of Blonde Redhead fame, stealing a piano from a blind lady yesterday in Brooklyn. “No! No! Please!” said the old blind lady, “My piano is all I have in this world, this dark, sightless world I have had to endure all my life, for I am blind! I am but a poor old blind lady with nothing to comfort her but a piano! I beg you, please let me keep my piano!”
“Mangia merde e morte!” replied the brothers Pace, of Blonde Redhead fame, “Ciao.”
