I have a new favourite website! It’s called cryingwhileeating.com It’s probably close to the funniest thing in the world… and we all know the funniest thing in the world is still this.

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In this bit I’ll be writing pretty much whatever I damn well like, and you’ll read it too, because you like it.
I’ll just write any old thing and your eyes will gobble it up like a couple of starving rats that live in that ugly, busted basketball you call a head. See! Your still reading! I totally insulted you and you just keep reading. You love it don’t you? Slut.
I will also be using this page to post up random shit about stuff… n’ shit… that you may or may not be interested in.

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Issue #5 is blindly making it’s way through the hot and murky Wooooo intestinal tract as we speak. It’s not yet in the colon but I can assure you it’s miles from the gullet. It’s cook’n away. Jeez it’s gonna be good.

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