Your probably wondering what the hell is going on with this whole ‘Wooooo’ thing, right? Every time you come to the site there’s nothing about the magazine! It’s just random shit about motorcycles, Morrissey, James Dean and cups of tea! Well thats what we’re into here! We’re into cats too! In fact, we might just start doing a little thing called ‘Cat of the Week’! This weeks cat of the week is Jason’s old cat ‘Furgazi’. 

Furgazi. Sweetest little sleepy cat that ever lived! She is living proof that you never have to wake up properly if you don’t want to. Furgazi was named before we even got a look at her, we had to get a cat after we thought of the name Furgazi. We called her Furgazi because we are cool, indy kids. When Furgazi turned up, her eyes were infected. She’d got something in them at the shelter and she was all fucked up and puffy. We nursed her back to health and she seemed to always appreciate it. She’s not dead but I refer to her in past tense because when I moved I had to leave her with my old roommate because technically it was her cat. She did go down to the animal shelter and pick her out… but really, Furgazi was my cat, I came up with the name! When I moved I offered my roommate $1000.00 for Furgazi but she wouldn’t take it, she knew how good Furgazi was. Furgazi is a bit like a dog because she is always, always happy and nice. She never scratched me ever, even when I put her in a bag and swung her around and accidently hit the ceiling! Or the time I put her in the microwave. Or the time she climbed in the fridge and I closed the door. Or the time she got in the dishwasher and I closed the door. Or the time I put a sock on her head. Or the time I taped a remote control car to her head. Or how I always woke her up. In retrospect, she probably should have taken one of my eyes, but she was always cool, and she’d come running when you called her, and she knew when you were sad and she’d try to make you feel better, I’m not even kidding. Amazing cat. 

If you’d like your cat to be ‘Cat of the Week’ send words and pictures to info@wooooomag.com