Shake a fucking leg, woman! Wheres my tea?! Let’s go! Don’t you spill it! Don’t spill it! Don’t burn me! I felt it! You just burnt me you stupid, stupid woman! Go back to the kitchen and start over! If you can’t pour a cup of tea without maiming me I’ll go out and find a new wife! An asian one! Like the ones in the videos! Good. Now where are the cookies? Where? In the kitchen?  You don’t love me! I hate you! It’s all your fault I’m the way I am! You horrible fat pig! I hate you! I hate you! Your disgusting! Are you wearing lipstick? Go wash your ugly face, you look like a slut! I’m so ashamed of you! You sicken me! YOU JUST BURNT ME AGAIN!