We are busy! New ‘FullofFight/Wooooo’ T-shirts are coming… Hopefully… Ched?
Here’s a sample of the Ray Barbee Interview from #5 to coax you into giving us your money-

Photo: Ben Matsunaga.

…And Ben just kept insisting “Come on, we gotta go, we gotta go.” So finally I’m like “Okay, man,” and we started walking back to the car. Then suddenly I hear “WHATS UP!” I knew it was directed towards me and I looked back and there was this 6-foot-4, 250-pound skinhead.
Jesus.
With like web tattoos down his neck and a tear drop under his eye…
Tough stamps.
Yeah, and there were two dudes on each side of him, so I tried to ignore them and kept walking to the car. And then they were like “What are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be in Compton or something? WHITE POWER!”
Tell me NWA peeled up in a low-rider right at that second.
I wish. I was just like ‘okay’ and then they kept walking up on me. I don’t know where Ben was at that point. (Laughs.) And then I hear “YOU BETTER RUN NIGGER! YOU BETTER RUN!” and I looked and there was this other dude who wasn’t with the other five dudes and he was running towards me, I was like…

WOAH! WHAT HAPPENED NEXT?!!!!

Now click on this random picture if you like to hear motorcycles. We do!

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We don’t know art, but we know what we like- Porous Walker.

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Thank’s Jesse Pollock and Fecalface.com for the awesome write up! And thanks everyone who bought us out of #4 back issues! They’re almost totally gone!
Thank you for your money! It’s fucking great! We bought one of these! Aaaaah…

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What’s up with the updates? I know, I know, pretty bad. We’ve been stupid busy with distro stuff etc…
Anyway, back on the program now.
Check out this calendar the dudes at Steadfast Associates sent us!
Girls of National Geographic 08′. Radical. I bet they’ve got more, hit ‘em up, and good luck trying not to jerk off.
The SFA definitely do not get the Gas-Face.

Really wanna guest-host this show and squash some little cute things. Little fuck’n cute things! Kill em!
Chris wants you to help him win Sheckler’s car and beat cancer’s rotten ass.
What else… oh, this is Weird but funny!

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Thank god the holidays are over! Jesus Christ! You’ve got your ipod, now go back to JFK and we’ll see you next year. Fuck!
Thanks to everyone who went by the Smoke Shop and bought a copy of the mag, we we’re blown away by how quickly they went! Hopefully now we’ll be able to negotiate a distribution deal and get the mag on the street faster and more often. If you don’t have a copy of the new issue you can grab it at Earnest Sewn, I Heart, Freeman’s Sporting Club, Ooga Booga, Choke Motorcycles, Colette, Tiny Vices, Alpha 60, here on the website and hopefully all over the place very soon, distribution deal pending. If you’d like to get Wooooo into your store drop Chris a line and he’ll hook you up.
Big, fat ‘NO THANKS!’ to the post office for putting up international postage 100%!
You suck. One copy of the mag costs $5.40 us. to post out of the country! Absolutely retarded. We’re still not gonna charge you foreigners for shipping and handling though, so when your issue arrives in the post and your snuggling up to Freja in the windmill with your new ipods, reading Wooooo #5, remember me licking your envelope and walking seven blocks in the tundra to post it to you.
In other news, we’ll be having a release party this month and you are all invited!
Details soon. Now look at this cat.

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