If your a Frenchy and you can read English, get on down to Colette and buy the new issue at the table what looks like this one! Don’t buy any of that other shit though, just buy the Wooooos.

Our good friends over at Saturday Skateboards have turned out some new decks!
The ‘Dark Ride’ Series with art by Bill McRight (who I’m told is hung like a circus donkey) will make skating that much easier because they are magic and they kickflip themselves!
If you have any sense of what is good, you will buy the entire set. If you don’t, your probably a girly bitch-man who does special favors for smokes.

Here’s an excerpt from the Nate Lowman interview in issue #5.
Charlie Rose eat your heart out.