Archive for May, 2008
Ran into Billy Rohan and he invited us to this!
Too ashamed to tell him about this though…
If you missed the King of Spring Check it out, and wait for the razor-kook at the end.
It’s actually heart breaking.
Read the rest of this entryOur staff illustrator, Chri$ Nieratko, interviewed Redman for Jackass World…
In a chicken suit! If you read that silly Vice Magazine you’ll know Chri$ from his pornographic movie reviews. If you used to read Big Brother you’d know him from there too. If you live in Jersey and you are someone who likes to shred the gnar, you will know Chris’s skate shop- NJ Skateshop.
If you read WOOOOO Magazine you’ll already know about Chri$’s fondness for cocks.
Chri$ has a book called ‘Skinema’ you should buy it, it is very good.
How old are you? If you remember Future Primitive your as old as we are, and that means when you wake up in the morning your body sounds like a bag of chopsticks being run over by a car.
Don’t feel bad, it’s happening to everyone.
Just be sure to put ‘Coffin Through Times Square’ on your bucket list.
Lucky bastard Keanu Reeves, living the dream as usual.
Larry Fishburn gave him this ’74 Commando when they finished The Matrix.
Could he look more stoked? Bastard.
“Where’s WOOOOO #6? Who won the T-shirt comp? Are you getting more ‘Ghost with a Cock’ pins?”
Man, you have no idea how much stuff we’ve got going on! Gotta get an intern soon!
Maybe someone like this lady…
Irelands Karl Phenix is stuck in Washington waiting on his papers.
Says Karl-”This little beauty will make my memorial day (whatever the hell that is) a little sweeter.” You got it Karl!
Incidentally, we saw Ian Asterbury in a store one time and told him we’d just heard him on the radio in another store, and he said-
“Yeah, I heard it too. So embarrassing.” True story!
Have a song you want us to post up? Want more boring anecdotes?
Not a big fan of The Cult? Let us know!
Riley Payne asked us to put up this song. When he was a kid he used to get under the covers at night with his little radio, and tune in until he found it or fell asleep.
Isn’t that sweet?
If you have a song you’d like us to play, write a letter and tell us why, and we’ll post it up!
When Danny Way jumped the Great Wall of China on his skateboard
we thought- “Well, that’s just about the gnarliest shit that ever happened. Danny Way has the biggest set of balls in the world.”
But then we found this picture. It’s a car and a motorcycle riding the
‘Wall of Death’. Pretty dangerous right? Now look closer…
There’s a live LION in the fucking sidecar! NOW THATS SOME BIG BALLS!!
We totally forgot Morrissey’s birthday last week! That’s pretty bad.
Here’s the Suedehead video, shot on location in Fairmount Indiana,
birthplace of The Deaner!
In other news…
This man has sex with his car.
This man had sex with his bicycle.
This one did it with a picnic table.
This is our theme song at the moment…
Ha ha! More gay books! Ha ha! Wait… I feel funny…
Hey dudes, I figured I would try drawing something for your t shirt contest. Its no “Taco Cats” but its the best I could come up with on such short notice.
-Will Laren
Awesome! Thanks Will!
Yoo-hoo! Calling all book-worms! Here’s some great summer reads!
Oh god. The Fellows Backstage nearly made us piss!
And now… some Classic Cave…
We had a staff meeting yesterday, or the day before, and everyone met really well and sorted it out.
Contributing illustrator Riley Payne and WOOOOO design-guy Andre Alfroid at the staff meeting yesterday, or the day before.
Kansas City’s finest dropped in too!
Copyeditors Strath and Emily came and made sure the T’s were dotted or whatever! Strath didn’t take his seat-belt off all night!
Johnny Mischeffff rolled up with two fishermen!
There were also ghosts there!
It was a good meeting and tons of stuff was figured out etc…
Anyway, the T shirt comp rolls on!
Ninian Doff sent this in on a napkin! What the F? Your crazy Ninian Doff!
That’s amazing! Great job! So many good ideas on one T!
Speaking of living the dream…
THE LATEST ISSUE OF ‘YOUNG BEAVERS’ JUST CAME OUT! PSYCHED!
WHAT! AND THE LATEST ISSUE OF ‘BITCHCRAFT’ ? WHAT IS THIS? CHRISTMAS?!
WAIT. ‘MAMAS’ JUST RELEASED A NEW ISSUE? I’M STILL READING THE LAST ONE!
FAR OUT! BUT WHERES THE NEW WOOOOO? IT’S COMING, HONEST. ALMOST DONE. YOU’D BE READING IT RIGHT NOW IF KIEFER SUTHERLAND HAD OF COME THROUGH, (SERIOUSLY).
Scott Munson made a picture of a baby chewing a toy or something, look out Taco kitty’s.
Send your entries here! Or don’t.
One of our very special friends, photographer Ben Pogue, has some shit going on in his guts so the Dr. made him eat a vitamin sized video camera with a little light and then they hooked up all these wires to receive the footage from in his guts! He had to shave his guts and wear all this stuff for a day. Hope his guts is alright, he needs that guts. Get this, the camera is crapped out and flushed away! How much does that suck? We were all hoping he’d have to dig through his own merde with a teaspoon to find the camera and get his deposit back.
WTF? from professional internet trawler and attitude haver- Inna Shats.
Jamison Howard blew all our minds today with ‘Emo Lincoln’! He also has a really interesting blog going on.
Click the pic.
A SEX OFFER!!! FINALLY!!
Hi Wooooo,
Do you guys distribute to Los Angeles? Is there any place I can pick up copies of your ridiculously awesome super fantastic magazine out here? My friend brought back a copy from NY, and then you guys were in VICE, so now that you have reasonable street cred, I want a copy! And of course, I dont want to pay for it. I mean, I’m poor. $10 is like, 2 hits of heroin out here. Seriously, though. Where!?
Thanks,
Prianna
P.S. I would be willing to pay with sex. Or maybe even with cash. But only if you guys didnt distribute at all within 100 miles of Los Angeles. And I understand if you dont. LA sucks.
This is so totally fucking rad. See if your not ‘feeling funky’ by the end of it!
It seems nothing can beat the Taco Cats! They’ve got Cats, they’ve got food, they got it all!
We’re gonna have to close it up soon so…
If you want a chance to win absolutely nothing but the knowledge that you won a competition put on by a small group of idiots, send your entry here!
Here’s some interesting ones we got today-
Melissa Lin has come back again with Arsenio!
An Irish fella by the name of Karl Phenix sent in an octopus lady!
And Ellery Roberts served up a potential cease and disist!
Try getting this song out of your head…
If your thinking about entering the T-shirt comp we’ve been running do it soon.
Stephens & Bower’s ‘Cats with Tacos’ looks like the winner right now,
unless you can do better… doubt it though, this design is pretty amazing.
We’re gonna announce a winner soon so send your entries HERE!
Remember this? Pop-Lock’n good!
On hearing the postman’s whistle today, we rushed down stairs to find that the good people over at Titty City had sent us the latest, greatest issue of their sublime, breast-related publication- Titty City! If you’re someone who likes titties (and who doesn’t?!) click the pic and visit their site. While there you might be interested in purchasing their latest issue, the issue we got for FREE! Ha! Ha!
Now in other news- Dogs. The amazing thing about dogs is, unlike cats, they will actually grieve when their owner dies. There’s thousands of recorded incidents of faithful dogs remaining at their masters grave to mourn, day after day, until they too pass on. We love cats, don’t get us wrong, but a cat will wait about fifteen minutes and then eat your newly dead face. Dogs, on the other hand, will suffer your passing tremendously… most dogs anyway…
In other news unrelated to corpses being raped by golden retrievers-
We caught the brothers Pace, of Blonde Redhead fame, stealing a piano from a blind lady yesterday in Brooklyn. “No! No! Please!” said the old blind lady, “My piano is all I have in this world, this dark, sightless world I have had to endure all my life, for I am blind! I am but a poor old blind lady with nothing to comfort her but a piano! I beg you, please let me keep my piano!”
“Mangia merde e morte!” replied the brothers Pace, of Blonde Redhead fame, “Ciao.”
