On hearing the postman’s whistle today, we rushed down stairs to find that the good people over at Titty City had sent us the latest, greatest issue of their sublime, breast-related publication- Titty City! If you’re someone who likes titties (and who doesn’t?!) click the pic and visit their site. While there you might be interested in purchasing their latest issue, the issue we got for FREE! Ha! Ha!

Now in other news- Dogs. The amazing thing about dogs is, unlike cats, they will actually grieve when their owner dies. There’s thousands of recorded incidents of faithful dogs remaining at their masters grave to mourn, day after day, until they too pass on. We love cats, don’t get us wrong, but a cat will wait about fifteen minutes and then eat your newly dead face. Dogs, on the other hand, will suffer your passing tremendously… most dogs anyway…

In other news unrelated to corpses being raped by golden retrievers-
We caught the brothers Pace, of Blonde Redhead fame, stealing a piano from a blind lady yesterday in Brooklyn. “No! No! Please!” said the old blind lady, “My piano is all I have in this world, this dark, sightless world I have had to endure all my life, for I am blind! I am but a poor old blind lady with nothing to comfort her but a piano! I beg you, please let me keep my piano!”
“Mangia merde e morte!” replied the brothers Pace, of Blonde Redhead fame, “Ciao.”