How old are you? If you remember Future Primitive your as old as we are, and that means when you wake up in the morning your body sounds like a bag of chopsticks being run over by a car.
Don’t feel bad, it’s happening to everyone.
Just be sure to put ‘Coffin Through Times Square’ on your bucket list.

Lucky bastard Keanu Reeves, living the dream as usual.
Larry Fishburn gave him this ’74 Commando when they finished The Matrix.
Could he look more stoked? Bastard.

“Where’s WOOOOO #6? Who won the T-shirt comp? Are you getting more ‘Ghost with a Cock’ pins?”
Man, you have no idea how much stuff we’ve got going on! Gotta get an intern soon!
Maybe someone like this lady…