‘Yes!! This is for all those people who’ve been saying cats don’t like hardshells. Dang…get your facts straight. Dunno, I guess we were just hanging outside the other day and these two scraggly cats popped up out of the blue, purring and rubbing their big paws against us and being all cute. We got so into it with our reciprocal petting and animal sounding that we were totally caught off guard when a third cat-buddy snuck up and snatched my guacaloco in his little cat mandible and was like “laters sucka!” before disappearing with his friends. Those sneaky weirdos.
-Stephens & Bower’