Best scene from the best movie ever- Withnail and I.
It’s mind blowing how few Americans have seen this! It’s a classic!
Directed by Bruce Robinson, director of the forthcoming Rum Diary, starring Johnny Depp as Hunter Thompson… again.

Best book ever written about a giant shark! You saw the movie?
The movie sucked in comparison to the book! The book was on the best seller list for 44 weeks! It’s brilliant. You should read it. Best summertime read ever.

Best recreational drug ever! Duh! Coke!!
You never did coke? It’s excellent! Everything is better when your high on coke! And your much smarter!
Go buy some right now and invited some friends over to smoke a carton of cigarettes with you! It’s so good, you’ll want to do it every single day! Maybe you will!

Best thing to do when you have a spare ten minutes to yourself?
Masturbate without pornography! It’s amazing! It’s like the ‘Bang-Bus’ is in your head and it’s totally, 100% free!
It’s the best! You don’t feel weird or guilty because you stumbled across some nasty shit and kept going! Plus- you dont have to delete the history in your head! No one can see it! It’s inside your head! Your girlfriend will never know you were thinking about the 19 year old who lives down the hall putting a hairbrush up your butt! Excellent!