Yeah there’s a Jet! How’d you think we got around? The subway? Get serious.
Wanna get on? It’s great! All we do is drink rum and snort coke off each others genitals!

We’re looking for someone to sell ads, is it you? Are you clued in to that sort of stuff?
Have you done it before? Do you know someone who has? Can you work a phone?
If you answered yes to any of the above for god sakes- CONTACT US! We need your help!

CONTACT US!
CONTACT US!
CONTACT US!

In other news: Radiohead guitarist Johnny Greenwood was spotted reading WOOOOO in an East Village restaurant last night… because we gave it to him while he was trying to eat his burrito… because we’re douche bags…