Oooh Jesus! We are getting very close to releasing another madcap issue of everyone’s favorite interview based, paperback sized, laugh out loud, zany-balls publication- Wooooo Magazine! You can almost smell the gloss laminate on that glorious front cover! And what a front cover! What a cover story! You’ll forget that it’s been almost a year since our last yellowy literary discharge, I’ll wager you’ll even forget your name and where you are when this next issue lilts down from heaven and comes to rest in the grubby, knotted protuberances you call your hands! My god it’s a good one!
And you’ll be happy to know that a certain individual, who will remain nameless for legal reasons, has obtained a visa and will not be shaking out cosmopolitans five night a week ever again! And because this erstwhile barkeep has quit his ‘day job’ you can expect to see a marked surge in the production of this ‘glossy’ Oh yes! I did say Glossy! Here it comes! Like the Koh-i-Noor of independent publishing, clacking and scuttling down the fog slicked lanes of Sir Arthur Ignatius Conan Doyles London night! What?!
Ignatius? Who knew? Perhaps a more learned person! We didn’t!
But then we didn’t go to university! There! I’ve said it now!
Who cares? It’s coming! IT’S COOOOOOMING!