Poor little bugger. We spotted this guy in Chinatown last night, hit by a car, guts coming out his bum, horrible.
If anyone’s interested- we offer a ‘Rat Tour’ for people visiting the city. It’s like any NYC walking tour except we just creep around in the night looking at rats! Let’s face it, your skin hasn’t properly crawled until you’ve seen a waist high pile of garbage bags writhing and squealing at 3am, and you haven’t really shuddered until you’ve seen a rat the size of a small dog plunge and slither it’s revolting girth through a key hole! See how much compassion you have for them then, hippy!

Gross. Anyway, check out this Japanese Beatles cover band! They’re amazing!

This is weird… look out for Danni Minogue…