Turned on by women with really, really long nails? Us neither. It’s Gross. Apparently there are guys (or girls) out there who are turned on by disgustingly long, claw-like fingernails, or else this website gets zero traffic. Seriously, who coughs up for this? Fucking bizarre. Having said that, I would pay good money to watch one of these ladies try and wipe her ass, or put in a contact lens, or play chess, or even just eat a cookie.

Since drawing Dave Carnie for Wooooo #2, Chri$ Nieratko‘s art career has flourished like facial herpes on a tramp. He’s actually selling his work now, maybe to the same three people who go to that fingernail porn site. But then maybe he’s getting rich! We should get some sort of finders fee, surely. After all- we’re the ones responsible for tapping that sensitive, artsy side of Chri$…
This is like when Basquiat turned his back on his old lady once he got famous! It’s sort of like that, and look- we just keep heralding his genius, even after he hit us in the mouth one of his clogs. What? I don’t know.

This Fourstar short we found at crailtap made us wish we didn’t suck so bad. Sooo good to watch, but sooo painful to know you’ll never smith anything at the Pink Motel… or anywhere really, barely do a slappy these days…

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