I do some stuff for Vice Magazine occasionally, and occasionally the vipers come out to give me a disparaging little nip on the bum.

Taken from a viceland.com comments page-

Viceland writers, creators, or enforcing officers, to whom this may concern:

Dear Viceland Magazine,
I was reading these reviews. Month to month I have seen issues and assorted genres a review of all things music. The importance to the music review cannot be an understatement, it is UNDER rated at all, if nothing else, anything, to be said. Of all I came to say this, I love the music reviewing each compact discs! Simply, it is important to have a knowledge that new music comes forth! Although that has been said above, let me say, I do not know to trust all the opinions are had. Reasoning me is behind the factual possible the wild nature of choice review causers. Each review had a different ridicule came to me as a doubtful resource of to my trust. Trusting the guys called Myskin and Hairburns, at first, but how does he call himself names that or such as anything… like a humorless nerd is not a name. It was to be funny for a reading man of this as important reviewing, but still not as much as a taken for concerned understanding knowledge, above all else. Serious as I take it, how do you, name guys as such as normal Mateen Cleeves, or other normal ones. A name like Jason Crombie, side-by-side to a no sense fellow mate. to mix up someones thoughts or reasoning? Myskin and Hairburns….my skin and hair burns. Did you so much as take to notice that, to the editor? Finally I am ending my note. Ok, final thanks for some, but still a sharp notice to take to you! For all you here, Bye men folk. Keep up working good for us lonely to read it!

From: Jakob-Tim