January 1st, 2009
By Crombie

See you later 2008, you totally fucking sucked.
What a crappy, crappy year. Although there were some positive events/developments during 08- it was generally a
ball-ache from go to whoa.
2009 will be awesome though, has to be. Black Prez, everything is 70% cheaper, the founder of Wooooo is now a LEGAL alien…
Things are really starting to look up.
Because of all the weirdness of 08 Wooooo #6 has taken forever, and for that we are very sorry. Just so you know- it’s worse for us.
We feel like losers. It shouldn’t take this long to produce a silly little rag like Wooooo! You just make some calls, do some emails and then print it up! Right? What’s wrong with us? Jesus Christ, we suck.
Seriously though, how much do we suck? It’s insane. I wish we were dead. Dead in a ditch with dry eyeballs.

Anyway, we’ve had a really full-on year, seriously full-on, and that made it difficult to get anything done. But it’s done now (the year) and so is Wooooo #6! I know I’ve said that before, but it’s the truth this time! C’mon baby, you gotta believe me! I’m real!

In 2009 we’re making moves, our appetite is up and we’re about to chomp shit down. Watch this space.


 

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