Hey, what’s up?
Hope you’re having a far-out year already. We are. Yesterday someone sent us a new beer-fridge for the office. We already had one but it was really old and sounded like a light aircraft.
The new fridge is a bit bigger, quieter and totally sticker free. We named her ‘May’ because she’s a Maytag. Thanks very much to the people at Maytag who gave us the fridge on the condition that we say how good it is every chance we get. Thanks Maytag, and by the way- Maytag-taggy-tag- suck my my balls- I bend to the left.
It’s great having an office. It’s like a club house but a bit more serious. We have beer, the internet, a record player, a cool rug, a little quarter pipe up the back, a toilet for defecating in… it’s brilliant. We even pitched an igloo tent in the corner for the friday night ‘compression-session’ bong olympics.
Does anyone smoke bucket-bongs (gravity-bongs) anymore? Let’s have a look at what youtube says…