Remember ‘Real Dolls’? Those life-like surrogate girlfriend things? Well, check this out- A French dude named Jean-Yves Lemoigne realized it was cheaper to just buy an ass-load of Lego and make his own ‘Real Dolls’! He’s positioned them all over his house in various states of undress so he can wander from room to room with a cheese board and a raging hard-on.
“Ah ‘ave too fock zem so, so cair-foo-lie!” Said the horny frenchman.

See this already? Well, see it again. It’s brilliant.