Winter is the worst piece of shit season ever. You can’t ride a bike, you can’t skate, you have to wear a big, dumb coat every-single-day, it’s just gross.
And when people get all yin-yang and say stuff like, “If we didn’t have winter we wouldn’t appreciate summer.” I feel like punching them square in the cock. Idiots.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- I wish Jack Frost were a real person so I could scissor kick him in the neck. I wish I could take a flying kick from the top of a stairwell and snap winter’s spine in half, that’s how much I hate winter.

Here’s a dragster bus. Wait, no. Here’s some animals bumping themselves off.