This is fast becoming the funniest ebay listing of all time- ‘BMX Bike Bicycle SuperRad Extreme 2000′ Rad to the power of sick.

This is a max wicked sick BMX. It’s a Reliance Boomerang and it’s done heaps of maximum extreme stunts. I have mostly done stunts on this bike since forever. Once I did a boom gnarly stunt trick on it and a girl got pregnant just by watching my extremeness to the maxxxx. Some details about sickmax BMX: Comes with everything you see including: TOPS AS SUSPENSION REAR FORKS!! 2 x wheels 1 x seat I will even thrown my sick BMXing name for FREE – Wicked Styx. Has minor surface rust on handlebars and front forks (easily removed). More rust on rear forks (as shown in pics). Tyres hold air but are pretty old. Basically, it’s an old BMX, but it’s radness is still 100% in tact. Tricks I have done on this BMX: Endos – 234. Sick Wheelies – 687. Skids – 143,000. Bunny Hops – 2 (Bunny Hops are gay and my brother dared me to do them, which I did because I’m Rad to the power of Sick). Flipouts – 28. Basically if you buy this bike you will instantly become a member to every club that was ever invented, worldwide, because you will be awesome. Pick up from Richmond in Melbourne. Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t mind.

Nate Lowman has a show opening on Saturday. A Dog From Every County. Looks good! Maccaroni Gallery 630 Greenwich St. NYC.

Here’s His Name is Earl at the tender age of 14, shredding outside his house in the early 80′s.

Speaking shredding the gnarly- WOOOOO contributer and all round super-champion Riley Payne was caught airing off his armpits in the burbs recently on threethousand.com