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March 31st, 2009
We haven’t blogged anything in like forever. Sorry cats, gotta flog that new issue, make some more loot to pay for the next one.
That’s why you got directed to the ‘Latest Issue’ page. Buy something you fucker.
Last Friday we had a small press-launch-party thing at The Smile and invited a bunch of industry heads (that sounded bad) to come and check out the new issue and also get wasted on probably the best punch ever made in the history of punch.
It was insanely civilized, making us feel both proud and disappointed. We weren’t expecting an orgy, but at least someone could have pulled their balls out of their fly or something? As usual, none of the current issue’s interviewees showed up. They RSVP’d, but then thought “Oh man, everyone’s gonna be fanning out on me and getting me to sign autographs. I’m not going.” Tons and tons of really hot girls turned up though, but our party photographer and good buddy, JD Ferguson, is a gay, so we mostly got pictures of men…
Anyway, we promise to update the blog everyday again like we used to before things got hectic at the office.
It’ll be just like old times, man!
In the meantime have a quick look at these pictures from the party.
