What’s up cock-suckers? Sorry, I just got into Deadwood, what a fucking show! Yeah, I know I’m two years late,
shut the fuck up. Pussy’s half price for the next 15 minutes.
Deadwood gave me an idea for a project ya’ll might be interested in. It’s called “Swearmagedon” and basically it’s a big party where everyone uses curse words like their life depends on it. Here’s a scenario I’ve envisaged: We (Swearmagedon) descend on a quiet bar somewhere, let’s say Shark Bar on Spring and Mulberry, just because it’s full of cock-sucker, green-horn tourists… sorry. We swarm that bar like a vicious, profanity-spewing horde… and it’s awesome. Everyone screaming obscenities at one another across the room! The air ribboned with blasphemy! “Do you fucking, son’s-of-cock-suckers want another fucking shandy?” “Yes fucking please! ” “Get us some mother-fucking potato fucking, cock-sucker chips too, you fucking square-headed ass-fucker!”
Can you imagine? No? Well fuck you. Pussy’s full price again.

For those of you who are fucking interested in getting involved in this god damn. cock-sucker enterprise-
here’s some inspi-fucking-ration.

Keep in mind that was taken from just one episode…