Man! What a weekend! It was so sunny we went and bought bikes from some sketchy guy we found on craig’s list.
Had to go out the Bronx for the first time ever. Terrifying. We were all mandatorily stabbed as we got off the train.
So we got the bikes and then just rode about town and enjoyed the good weather. So good. It’s rainy and shit today, but whatever.
In other news: Turbo the intern thinks we should let him have an advice column… what do you cats think? Well? Cats?
Eat this and get back to us.