Unsurprisingly, no one wants advice from Turbo, so we’ve decided it’s time to…

Go on. Ask her. The old grey mare ain’t what she used to be, but she’s definitely seen more than her fair share of peckers, and that’s gotta count for something.
She knows the answer to this one for sure!

How about that pig-flu? We’re terrified! Can’t think or talk about anything else! It’s like sars and that avian blah-blah-blah all over again!
Now would be a great time to for the government to sneak something past us… let some thieving bastards off scott free or something like that.