Look at these three bags full of mail. Poor old Turbo has to lug these heavy bitches six blocks to the post office, wait in line for who knows how long, deal with a grumpy postal worker, pick up some whole wheat hoagies and coffee on the way back to the office, make my lunch and then start filling orders for tomorrows mail outs.
He’s a good little teenager that Turbo Jones. Works for Clearasil.

Watch out! Skaaaaate Wiiiitches!

Another nice letter!

hey Wooooo,
i swiped your latest issue of wooooo off my co-workers desk to see what it was really all about & I couldn’t put it down this week. it’s a pocket’s delight! and yah, I laughed out loud reading, always a plus. i don’t really read magazines or like them as much, now that i work at one, but Wooooo is the jam. i mean, i’ve heard good things of course, but i hadn’t read until now. so i just felt compelled to say hi & tell you how delightful i think it is. Hiiiiii.

charmed,
mary

Thanks Mary!