How annoying are those people that wake up and say, “I had the strangest dream last night…” and then walk you through the queer minutiae of said dream as if it’s interesting?
Last night I dreamt about werewolves. As a child I would dream about being attacked by cats with wooden heads and nonsensical stuff like that, but now that I’m all growns up I dream about werewolves, vampires and other folkloric shape-shifters.
So, last night I dreamt about some dude in his early 20′s who was a werewolf and I had to kill him with a silver dagger before the ‘other’ werewolves came to get me. I couldn’t kill him because I’m a pussy, and then from all around I could hear the unholy baying of his buddies. I woke up drenched in sweat and couldn’t get back to sleep for at least 45 seconds. The end. Thanks for listening.
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