Hey trippers. You know when you’re reading an article about some shit going down in the middle east and you get to a name like ‘Abdullah Gulam Rasoul’ or something like that? Do you actually read the name or do your eyes do a little bunny-hop over it? I just jump them. It’s not like I’m gonna be telling someone about an article I read concerning the Guantanamo military commission or the sitch in Pakistan: “Well the thing is, dude, the Taliban has advanced, like, crazy-close to Islamabad recently, so, like, Pakistan needs to man-up and… blah, blah” Can you imagine how boring that’d be? I’d have to punch my own head in.

Here’s your weekly Sexy Octaganarian!

Ursula was retarded-hot, but now she’s crazy-old. Makes you think.

In other news: mercury is retrograding like a bitch, but don’t worry, it’s all over next monday.

Thanks Ben G for sending us this awesomely ridiculous ad from the 80′s!