May 27th, 2009
By Crombie

Fuuuuuuuuck waiting for people to call you back.
That’s the worst thing about making a living from Q&A- waiting for fools to hit you back.
That and the knowledge that you are a worthless little fish sucking plankton off the ass of a bigger fish. Actually, thats not true. It’s a flawlessly symbiotic relationship. You get some work- They get to talk about themselves- Benefits all round. If you’re really clever you can use “journalism” to ingratiate yourself and elevate your profile. One-by-one your subjects become rungs on the golden ladder to notoriety and pretty soon you’re the one not returning calls. This hasn’t worked for me yet because most people genuinely don’t like me in view of the fact that I can’t disguise my utter contempt for them.
Let’s make no bones about it- People suck balls. Big balls.

Here’s an Oldie but a goody.



 

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