I don’t know about you but I like to move through life with a degree of anonymity and living in New York is good for that. Except when you find out that Harvard scientists have discovered “Super-Recognizers,” freakish humans with an uncanny ability to recognize and remember faces TWO DECADES later.

Seriously, search “super recognizers” under Google News. Basically you can’t hide from these mutants. They will see you and remember being introduced for two seconds at that party a year ago, and now they want you to stop and talk or shake your hand, or they’ll approach you from across the room and want to know why you left the next morning without saying goodbye, oh, say three years ago!

We should make black bar sunglasses. Oh shit they have.

And then I super recognized AC/DC’s Dirty Deeds in my head, hey look! It’s….