Hey. Sorry about yesterday. You didn’t need to know about that that nightmare.
The worst thing about these conspiracies is the fact that very few people put any stock in them, it’s easier that way, and then you end up having arguments that leave you feeling like a child for even entertaining the idea that the government is in line with Satan.

Check it out! Our good buddy Todd Lamb has made a TV Show!

We’re hard at it right now sorting out a pretty epic project. Very exciting. Can’t say too much, just know that… actually I can’t even say that. I’ll tell you this though: I’m gonna get some more interns. Turbo is getting nervous.
You know what dawned on me recently? I don’t need to remember things anymore- It’s all on the internet anyway, and I carry the internet around in my pocket wherever I go! It’s like an external hippocampus! Now I can relax and let my real hippocampus shrivel like a dead sea horse.
The situation is not good. Maybe this is all part of a conspiracy to take information away from the people! Maybe in 20-30 years we’ll all be so completely reliant on the internet for basic information that if it’s taken away we’ll become zombies! A zombie army used for experiments deep beneath the Pentagon! Jesus H. Macy! I already feel my grey matter turning a bilious green! What’s that smell? FOR CHRISTSAKE -WHAT IS THAT SMELL?! Oh… I’ve shit myself.
SEE?! It’s happening!