July 14th, 2009
By Chef Livesay

Sure.

Remember Bran Van 3000? The van that would help your colon out in the year 3000?

Ha, NO! A band, the first “collective” from Canada fer crissakes.

Check this song:

“Mama, don’t smoke that much dope
Don’t you worry about me?

I only get high about twice a day
It helps me keep the blues away…

Chris said something about all them long-haired Jesus Christ look alikes
Shining down on me

I’m more laid back
I’m more laid back than you
I’m more laid back than you will ever be.”

Exactly, what the HELL are you doing drinking in LA?

DUDE the Magic Castle will trip on your ass!

Your balls will disappear!


 

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