Wooooo Magazine

August 7th, 2009
By Crombie

My old PA Morgan Collett, and his buddies Josh Rosen and Colin Tunstall, have opened our new favorite coffee shop/surf store/heavy loiter lurk scene.
It’s called SATURDAY SURF NYC and it’s brilliant. 33 Crosby. Just above Grand.
I’m, really happy but slightly bummed. Morgan was the best PA I ever had, but I’m glad he’s getting out there, living the dream.
Anyway, you have to check it out. They use La Colombe coffee, which is by far the best we’ve tasted in the city.
Morgan wanted me to mention that the surf store in back is still under construction, but as you can see- the coffee’s hot and the livin’s easy.

This weeks Foxy-but-Dead isn’t actually dead… which is a little rude I suppose, but what ever, she was a fox back in the day.
Mamie Van Doren.
Click the pic to see what she’s up to these days.


Jesus! How do you feel? Have a glass of water and a lie down.
In other incredible news: You have to watch this documentary about Vanity Fair scribe Dominick Dunne. It’s amazing.
It’s an instant on Netflix. Are you on Netflix? You should be, it’s very, very good. It’s putting those cock-suckers ‘Block Buster’ out of business, and I love them for it.
Block Buster was such a total joke, wasn’t it? I’m glad they’re on the way out. Inadequate dick-heads.
Anyway, this movie about Dominick Dunne is brilliant. I strongly urge you to watch it.


Alright, that’s it. 12:38 and I’ve done naught but play with the internet. Have a great weekend. Get some sun if you can.
You look a little wan.
Wan. Such a funny word. You know what else is funny? When people used to say ‘Singular’ instead of ‘Strange’ or ‘Unusual.’
I might try to bring that back.
Actually, something particularly singular happened yesterday at the bus stop. I was sitting in wait for the bus and… actually nothing happened. I didn’t even go to the bus stop. I hate the bus.
Remember when I complained about the taxis on 2nd Ave being ‘yellow barracuda’? Well, I take it back. They’re not so bad in comparison to those mindless whale shark bastard buses. Evil and bored is a bad combination. They drive back and forth across the same route ten hours a day, and they entertain themselves by being assholes.
Deadly morons is what they are, and I have absolutely no respect for them. They’ve tried to kill me.

If you’re as big a sucker as I am for a cameo, you’re gonna love this-



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