I was putting this delightful collage together last night, giggling like a twit, when suddenly my ol’ lady came in. She took one look and said, “That’s just stupid boy humor”. I pointed out that almost all of these cakes were made by women for women, and she came back with, “Yeah, but… putting them all together like that on your website is silly boy humor”.
Whatever. I didn’t bake the filthy things and I certainly didn’t simulate fellatio on them the night before my wedding.
Incidentally, this is just the tip of the iceberg. For more cakes that look like the male copulatory organ go to flickr.com and search ‘penis cake’. I dare you.
The winner has to be the Hulk cake right down the bottom. I’m thinking of keeping a copy of that one in a locket.

By the way, this is as low as we’ll sink in terms of pornographic content. Hope we haven’t frightened you off, upset the future in laws, or embarrassed the family. Someone had to blow the whistle on this scandalous culinary practice and bring justice back to the oven.
I’d say sorry mom, but this is exactly the kind of thing she’d do given the opportunity. She’d whip up a penis cake in a cinch. That goes for pretty much every woman I know.
Terrible.

Wow. Way too many. You get it after the first three.

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