I found this reprehensible shelf in a local nick-nack store right after a grubby man walking down the street with a parrot and a squeeze box told me two tedious jokes about asian people (apparently they watch the sunrise sideways). You can’t make this stuff up.
Just another day in my home town of Xenophobaville.

I’ll be back after the weekend… If I don’t get tar ‘n feathered first.