Oh, man. People are already asking where the next issue of Wooooo is. Can you believe that? We just put out issue six in April!
How fast do you freaks read?
The good news is we are working on a new issue, but we’re also trying to figure out how we can take this thing to the next level without winding up homeless.
Anyway, we have a new issue in the works and a little something else up our sleeve. Stay tuned…

In other news- Those crazy bastards from Vermont, Ben & Jerry’s have finally began to manufacture gay-marriage ice-cream!
It’s called ‘Hubby Hubby’ and it dips it’s hat to “Vermont and all the other great states where loving couples of all kinds are free to marry legally.” Which is highly commendable, but also magnificently hilarious… if you’re a teenage boy.
Peanut Butter Cookie Dough ice cream with fudge and pretzels sounds delicious. However, it doesn’t really scream “Homo Food”
Some sort of rainbow-swirl with penis shaped marshmallows would have been a little more fitting. Ha ha. Bigotry.
Seriously though, nice one BJ!

I actually had a chat with Tim Barber about ice-cream recently. It went like this-

How are you?
Is that the first question?
It is!
I’m good! Wait, I gotta turn off my Jerry Garcia record.
You listening to a little Jerry Garcia there?
Yeah.
Have you tried that ice cream ‘Cherry Garcia’? Do you like that?
Yes, man. I grew up eating that shit.
What, Ben & Jerry’s?
Yeah. I used to live in Stowe Vermont where the factory is and we used to go there everyday and buy like, reject ice cream… are you recording this?
Yeah, this is good stuff. Keep goin’.
Okay, you know ‘Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough’?
Yeah.
Well sometimes they would fuck up and there’d just be a huge lump of cookie dough with a tiny bit of ice cream around it. And they would sell that in the reject bin.
And you’d eat that everyday?
Yeah, basically.
That’s disgusting.
So anyway, yeah, I know about Cherry fucking Garcia. Don’t talk to me about Ben & Jerry’s like I don’t know what’s up.

You can read the rest in Monster Children #23, the photo issue. It looks like this (below), and you can buy it here!

Everybody Loves Green Diamond. Who isn’t blown away by how upset John Q. Public gets when you skate outside his office?
It’s completely bizarre.
Watch this vid and laugh till your nose bleeds.

Speaking of BJs, here’s an interesting news item we found on cnn.com today. And just let me say- we didn’t make this up.
However, we did add the banana picture for effect. I think it works.
You can read the whole story here. Best news everrrrrrrrr.