Jeez. Apparently Gary (Sandwiches) is starting his own blog… stay tuned for what will undoubtedly be the stupidest thing to ever clog up the schminternet…
Speaking of stupid- We are. We’re trying to do something we should have done a year or two before all the worlds money disappeared down the s-bend… and, as usual, I can’t say much… but that’s why the postings slowed down a bit…
…that and Fashion Week shinannies.

Speaking of fashion- What are you wearing this winter? We’re doing Jew Hats. I’m assuming that’s cool with everyone…
We’re not talking about yamulkes or anything, just those big-ass black hats you always see coming across the Williamasburg bridge.
No, no. Not the hood-buffer (shtreimel). We’re talking about the… oh fuck, here’s a picture-

So tough! Right? Yeah, yeah, it’s been done. But has anyone ever paired that hat with a mink coat? Bzzzzz! Nope!
How you like me now, ya big Schlemeil? Gayn Cacken Ofn yam!

Can anyone remember the last time we got all gay for James Dean? It’s gotta be close to a year now.
Here he is, receiving a humorous text message on the set of Giant.

Anyway, better get back to the thing I can’t mention.
Talk tomorrow.
Please send pictures.
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