We had to take all that cop related stuff down. My downstairs neighbor is a policeman and he read it and he didn’t like it….
…and he’s a policeman. Sorry Marty.
For the record we won’t be posting anymore tidbits about how corrupt the police department is.
Instead we’re gonna talk about how good this (below) record is! Like any sixteen year old I got into Jimi Hendrix and then got out of him before I was eighteen. Big mistake. I broke this baby out over the weekend and haven’t come anywhere near to being over it.
It’s positively brilliant. I’m wondering why I ever moved on to the Grunge.
Right now you’re probably thinking, “Jesus. Jimi Hendrix? Next he’ll be flogging Wooooo Bongs™ on the buy stuff page!”
Wait a second… Wooooo Bongs™? Wooooo Bongs™… yeah… Yeah! Wooooo Bongs™! Thanks for the free idea, sucker.
You know what? To hell with it! It’s been a long time since we put out an issue of the mag, maybe everyone’s forgotten what Wooooo is! Maybe it is a water-pipe company… I’ll get started on the prototype right now.
In the meantime I strongly urge you to spark up some Nag Champa and give this album a listen.

And now it’s link-dump o’clock! Let’s see… Oh! You know when girls get together and do each others make-up and sing? Guh.
This vid will make you vomit into your mouth for sure… if you’re as out-of-touch with your feelings as we are.

And then she did a handstand while the make-up artist emptied half a kilo of ‘the good stuff’ into her colon… Apparently.
Speaking of ‘the good stuff’: This shit crept onto the shelves a couple of months ago without telling us. Nuvigil.
We’ve been told it’s an excellent jet-lag remedy. We’ve also been told that “it’s practically legal coke!” Either way, if you can afford the $12 per-pill price tag, go out and get yourself some “Wakefulness”

Wooooo Bongs™ Coming soon.

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