If you look down to yesterday’s post you’ll notice I’ve cut the whole part about infanticide saving you money. Personally I thought it was hilarious. However, my ol’ lady deemed it grizzly and disturbing, so it’s gone. Normally I wouldn’t bow to any form of censorship, but she was legitimately distressed, and I’d like to make babies with her one day soon, so…
I think it was “the whumping sound of hickory on soft bone.” that freaked her out the most. I got a bit James Ellroy. Anyway, it’s gone now.
Moving right along.

Satan. What’s he all about then? Let’s take a closer look.

Totally kidding. Let’s move on.
So, that build a bong competition we announced last week? No entries! What’s wrong? I’ve got Google Analytics. I know how many people visit per day, and it’s enough that, statistically, at least eight of you are stoners.
Let’s get those entries in!
Oh yeah, what do you win IF you win…
How about a holiday in Afghanistan? This is what the ground looks like over there. Like, everywhere. Really. This photo was taken somewhere along the Afghan/Pakistan border. Apparently it’s “against Islam” to smoke it. Which is a shame because I think everyone in that region of the world could use a little R & R. I’m assuming US troops are hooking into it as much as possible. I know I would be. It’d make those MRE meals a whole lot tastier.

The US military do random drug testing, apparently. So chances are, if you smoke you’ll get busted and sent home… where there’s a shower and a soft bed… and food… and no one shoots at you.
I read that Generation Kill, and the war is far more awful than I could ever have imagined. If I was over there I’d pull a Klinger. Seriously. Or just smoke my balls off (and yes, risk the lives of everyone in my unit. chill out.)
I just read that 5% of non-combat soldiers have tested positive for weed…

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