And so it wages on, a little weirder every day, the 2010 Fleshlight© Squabble.
Matt has written and recorded a satirical song lampooning Elmer. We didn’t want to post it until Elmer had responded to the high-mockery of yesterday’s Fudd cartoon.
“Really? A song?” Writes Elmer. “This guy is dangerous. I’m a busy man, barely have time for this shit. Have compelling advertisements to write. Mouths to feed. Bills to pay. But you now what? Ol’ Elmer has a few more rounds in him.
Here, I stopped my bitching for 5 minutes and threw a few panels of my own graphic novel together.
Served!”

In the interest of fair play, and the ‘one punch at a time’ rule, we’ve chosen to show just one of Elmer’s visual rejoinders.

Oh man, Matt is going to crush you now. Harden up, Elmer! Sink the boots!

That’s it for today. Tomorrow we’ll post up Matt’s mean-spirited little ditty… Maybe. We don’t really want to put a black eye in the game, even though you, the reader, really want black eyes… and blood noses… and broken ribs splintering into internal organs.
Right now we thought playing Prince’s immortal classic ‘When Doves Cry’ would be appropriate, but we couldn’t find a single Youtube video that hadn’t had the audio removed because of copyright laws. We couldn’t even find videos of people covering the song in their bedroom! Seriously. That’s the power of Prince. Go ahead, search ‘When Doves Cry’ and you’ll get about 770 results, and all of them will be completely silent.
How did Dave C. get away with the Basketball skit?