“Dear Jason and Co.,
I hope you are really swell. Also, if you feel like it, you could possibly print a few of these out and post them around your town and/or in the window of your barber or pizza shop or community building bulletin board? I’ve got Napa covered. I don’t want to take government unemployment money, it’s dirty I think.
all the best,
for real,
porous walker”

Click for bigger version to print and stick up around your town. Porous needs your help.