Mmmaybe Michael Ware shouldn’t be covering the Mexican Drug Wars. My experience with “white mischief” has been fairly limited, sure, but I think can spot a gurner when I see one, and I sees one in the video below. Then again, he might just be going through a particularly emphatic period in his life.

I’m just playin’. I’m sure MW isn’t having a nose-up on the job, despite being fantastically well positioned to do so. And anyway, if he was racking up, it wouldn’t be in his best interest to expose the various flaws in the drug war plan, now would it?
Did you know, my special friend, that 90% of the powdery gear coming into the US, filters through Mexico via Colombia, and the cartels work very, very hard at coming up with new ideas to get that shit over the border, and up our noses? It’s true! Last year the Mexican Navy discovered slabs of cocaine stuffed in 30 frozen shark carcasses. 1,986 pounds, 868 kilograms, of cocaine were seized with the aid of x-ray, and meddling little sniffer dogs. How annoying. They also loaded up electric guitars with the stuff, and tried to sneak it in that way. Another time they shipped a large quantity of cocaine into the United States by hiding it inside Charo. Wait. Is she Mexican? Sub ‘Charo’ for ‘Piñata’.
Bloody clever those Mexican drug gangs. But then, most people would be clever for $48 billion a year.

Before Mexico controlled the coke market, Wall St. stiffs, like the one pictured below, would sail down on the weekends and get it for themselves.