“Why only the one panel? Arrrgh! I knew I should have put them in one image. I’m a words man you see? Terrible on the photoshops. And then to choose the 2nd one out of order? I fear you’ve put me at a major major disadvantage here.
Wait, was it too much to tear into the delightful girlfriend so soon? If figured she didn’t even exist so who cares. It’s not like you published each Elmer Fudd panel separate. Wait, are you protecting him? I was too harsh, wasn’t I? I’m sure you’re not protecting him. You’re probably just trying to keep it fair since you know I’m the higher thinker here. Well played.
Maybe if you do choose to post this most likely callow attempt at a humorous song of his, you can then post my two images together. As they were intended. That way all can see how weird this is all getting. And how it’s all starting to take over my life. The whole thing is shameful really.
I’m not going to quit though. Just fair warning. Declare me the winner, and this can all go away. Otherwise, it’s going to get weird. Quickly.
-Elmer”