Wooooo Magazine

January 11th, 2010
By Crombie

“I CAN’T BELIEVE you sent that pencil dick a vag can! Pencil case my ass! So what if I have a little bromance with Wooooo Industries? Shit’s funny – he obviously reads your stuff as well. I’m just not afraid to share my feelings. Delightful girlfriend? Seriously? If he’s not lying, wait till he knocks up Miss Delightful… just wait!

Besides, everyone knows the best place to keep your pens and pencils is in an old mug. You should have sent him one of these.

Carpe diem,

-Elmer”


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