Today is a truly momentous day in Wooooo’s long and tedious history, for today we unveil our latest subsidiary project-
GAY SKATEBOARDS!
What? Why shouldn’t we make skateboards? Everyone else is cashing in, why can’t we? Anyway, we used to skate, dude-man. Reprezent!
What ever to you! Check out our mad-stylez! We’re keepin’ it on the real! These decks will be available soon in all maximum sickness skate shopz!

We’re putting a team together, too. Send gay sponsor-me vids.