January 12th, 2010
By Crombie

The Elmer vs. Matthew ‘Fleshlight© Squabble of 2010′ seemed very much in it’s earliest embryonic stage… that is, until this morning when Matthew sent us his latest punch-in-the-neck, a cunningly reworked comic strip featuring Warner Brothers’ bumbling Elmer Fudd.
Here, Matthew has employed the age-old, and very effective, ‘Echo’ bickering technique, whereby a contender repeats everything their opponent says in order to throw them off balance. Matthew’s hoping that Elmer will become so exasperated by this juvenile ruse that he’ll concede defeat.
This whole thing is really beginning to spiral out of control! Where will it end? The Thunder Dome?! Let us hope.

In other news, New Jersey’s legislature passed a bill yesterday to legalize medical marijuana! Hurray! Suck a bag of dicks, Christopher J. Christie. What kind of name is that anyway? See you in Hoboken!

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