Probably should have mentioned that we’re looking for an interny type person who’s happy to work from home and never, ever meet the people she/he’s working for. Is that you? Did you just move here from the midwest? Are you easily pushed around? Do you mind getting out of bed at 3AM to help me up the stairs? Would you like to see your name next to the word ‘Intern’ in upcoming issues of Wooooo? Do you wanna help us get more than AN issue out each year? Do you mind terribly that we haven’t got an office right now (it’s coming)? Would it be okay if you addressed me as “Mr. Crombie” when my friends were around? Can you get shit done like a mother-fucker? That’s the most important thing: Getting it done like a champion. That’s why we sort of want a girl. They just seem to get stuff done better and faster. Sexist, no?
If you can get shit done, and you like transcribing interviews, and you’re not a dumb “Dude, I was so wasted last night, dude” type, holler at us.. We want you. Bad.

P.s. If it’s okay with you, I look like this. But you’ll never meet me, so who cares?
I’m kidding. We’ll meet. I’ll take you out for appletinis every friday.