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March 5th, 2010
$6.99 for a package of raspberries? I must be getting old, because that’s highway fucking robbery, Gourmet Garage. You have got to be kidding. Someone turn on the radio; it’s time for my ‘stories’.
It’s a funny old world, isn’t it? One minute you’re having sexual relations with Geneviève Waïte at the Hyatt Regency in Indianapolis, the next minute you’re paying seven dollars for raspberries. Frozen peas or limousines; it can only be one or the other.
It’s friday and as you can see I’m still putridly ill. It feels like I’ve been trying to digest a raccoon for the last seven days: night sweats, nightmares, lime-green nasal discharge. Just horrible. And I’ve been on deadline for about 87 different projects. When it rains-it pours, and it doesn’t wait for you to pull on your wellys, I can tell you that.
Anyway, we’ll see you next week for BOOK CLUB! BOOK CLUB! BOOK CLUB! and a bunch of other shambolic miscellanea. ZAnimal is filing another of her adventure stories too, so stay tuned.
Here’s the latest episode of Everyone Loves Melrose: the show where inappropriate canned laughter never gets old.
Talk Monday.
Oh my god! Almost forgot! We’ve started a new project! What we do is, we find advice on the internet given by people who’s second language is english, then pair that text with this picture of an awesome old Chinese dude. It’s sort of racist, but in a nice way. Enjoy… or just get upset, what ever feels right.
