You may remember a while ago I was very concerned with the goings on on North Sentinel Island. Well, I’m over it; I’ve moved on. These days I’m watching a different island; an island far more mysterious than North Sentinel (upon who’s shores, incidentally, I discovered the skeleton of a mysterious sunken barge. I can’t find any info about it anywhere. Latitude 11°35’36.50″N, Longitude 92°12’45.45″E. Check it out, mystery lovers). Yes, I’m talking about the weirdest, most intriguing island of them all: Johnny Depp Island!
What’s he up to, the little weirdo? Why does he need an entire island with six individual beaches and golf carts and free ice-cream probably?
What are you doing, Johnny Depp? What’s going on?
Little Hall’s Pond Cay is the island’s name, as specified by your everyday Atlas. According to google earth, however, it’s called ‘Depp Island’. Seriously.
What’s he up to?

Are you kidding me? What the fuck are you up to, Depp? I’m watching you.