It’s the first day of Summer! And it’s go skateboarding day! Today! And I’m still not going skateboarding! Maybe I will… Maybe. I’m still really sore from my weekend on the Sex-Boat.
You should go skating, though. And you should also check this out: The A.skate Foundation.
Turns out skateboarding is awesomely therapeutic for kids with autism. I’m not surprised: skateboarding is hands-down the most enjoyable, meditative, calming-yet-stimulating activity I know of. It’s like swimming with dolphins but not gay. Maybe that’s just me. Check A.skate out though, especially if you know someone who could benefit from knowing about it.
You can read a good article about what A.skate does HERE.

That’s enough goodwill and nicey-nice for one post; let’s get into the penis jokes.
Actually, no; let’s talk about the Gulf of Mexico and the end of the world, and how everyone’s thinking maybe God is real, and perhaps he’ll help us out… ehhh, fuck that noise, too.
BOOK CLUB? Okay. But be warned: I’m on a Wolfe binge right now; the dude is everything you could ever want in a writer, and that much more. At first, when I saw pictures of Tom Wolfe, I thought, “Mascot for Gay Toothpaste”, but then I didn’t know how seriously radical to the trillionth power he was. Speaking of TRILLIONS, congratulations Afghanistan! Sure it’ll all work out in your favor, and you wont be a shit-hole anymore. What? Right, Tom Wolfe. So anyways, like I said, I’ve been on a heavy Wolfe binge and it’s been great. How great is it when you find an author you really like and he or she has a bibliography longer than Sultan Kösen’s love-flute? Very great, is what.
Have you noticed that BOOK CLUB! isn’t really a book review? It’s just me saying what I’m reading. So gay.
That’s three “Gay”s, by the way, and I don’t care: my mom’s a lesbian. You gotta laugh to keep from crying. Just kidding. I love you Brenda.
The Pump House Gang is another collection of essays and journalism exploring counter culture; 60′s counter culture. No, not just hippies on acid having sex and giving each other scabies; tons of other stuff. Read it. It looks like this.

Now, what ever happened to these guys?